this is a reply i got after forwarding a classified section that vincent gallo had posted on the internet. i forwarded him the section about his sperm donations (as well as other things he seems to be offering) and got this reply:



From : Vincent Gallo <----------------->
Sent : December 22, 2005 8:15:13 AM
To : kelsey larkin <----------------->
Subject : Re: a long time ago....
Inbox

On 12/22/05 3:20 AM, "kelsey larkin" <---------------> wrote:

> Vincent Gallo's Sperm
>
> $1 Million
>
> Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro
> fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro
> fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs
> related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many
> attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful
> delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug,
> alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option
> of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However,
> if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo
> may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the
> sperm itself. Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very
> well aware of Mr. Gallo's multiple talents, but to add further insight into
> the value of Mr. Gallo's sperm, aside from being multi talented in all
> creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several
> awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and
> making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr.
> Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in
> his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you
> have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if
> it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a
> well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it
> can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of
> hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his
> features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a
> softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse
> sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of
> Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not
> want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days,
> he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can
> prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a
> direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will
> also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish
> mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion.
> This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew
> mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into
> the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this
> connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance
> at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an
> Oscar. To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the
> use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the
> child.
>
>

On 12/22/05 8:15:13 AM, "Vincent Gallo" <---------------> wrote:

A free sample when you want it